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If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark’s mouths?Lefty!
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?Jawbreakers!
