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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
Why don’t whales eat sushi very often?Of course whales like sushi. It’s just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out.
