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A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. “Are you here as a ghost?” asked his friends. “No,” he replied, “I’m an unmade bed.” Another boy wore a sheet over his head. “Are you an unmade bed?” asked his friends. “No, I’m an undercover agent,” he replied.
A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, “what are you supposed to say sweetheart?”The little girl looks up at the woman and says “Twick or […]
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.’Are you here as a ghost ?’ asked his friends’No, I’m an undercover agent”.
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?It was for ‘tick or tweet’ !
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, ‘Who is the king of the jungle?’and the deer replied, ‘Oh, you are, Master.’The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, ‘Who is […]
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.
Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
