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Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.
Doctor, doctor, I’m so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?The elevator men are on strike!
Why do Apes like tall buildings?They want to climb the heights of the business world!
Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?They like any jungle – even a blackboard jungle!
Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?They don’t really know – but they’re NUTS about him!
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?Did you ever hear a customer complain ‘Waiter, there’s a Gorilla in my soup!’
Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?It’s dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
Why do primates do so well in show biz?Put any Ape in the spotlight – and monkeyshines!
Why couldn’t the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?His balk was worse than his bite!
Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
