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What do you call a high-priced barber shop?A clip joint.

For what person do all men take off their hats?The barber.

If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?On clipper ships.

How can you avoid falling hair?Get out of the way.

Why was the lady’s hair angry?Because she was always teasing it.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?A good vacuum cleaner !

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.

Customer: Couldn’t you see I was going bald?Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.

Customer: Why did you take off so much hair?Barber: I didn’t, nature beat me to it.

Customer: Why doesn’t my hairline look good?Barber: It’s on the same old head.

Customer: Why is my hairline receding?Barber: It’s not. Your scalp is advancing.