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Knock KnockWho’s there !Barber !Barber who ?Barberd wire !

Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !

What do you call a proton with big hair? A ‘froton.

A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, “How’d you get such lovely blonde hair” Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, “It’s natural.” The guy walked by the second girl and asked, “How’d you get such pretty brown hair?” Fluffing her hair, […]

Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.

What kind of hair do oceans have ?Wavy !

I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !

What do you call a pen with no hair ?A bald point !

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?A fair cop !

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?Radio waves !

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?Permanent waves !

How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.