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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?When your bald !
Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you’re bald.
Why do bald-headed men never use keys?Because they’ve lost their locks.
Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.
A man sitting in a barber’s chair noticed that the barber’s hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, “Yes, sir, no one’s been in for a shampoo yet.”
A punk walked into a barber’s shop and sat in an empty chair. “Haircut, sir?” asked the barber. “No, just change the oil, please!”
How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right – shave my head.
I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.The cowboy said, “Young […]
