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“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background,” sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. “If I wasn’t under oath, I’d return the compliment,” replied the witness.
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he wouldn’t make it through the night. So the person calls for his lawyer and asks him to come and sit by his bed. […]
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There’s no sign of theoffending vehicle but he’s relieved to see that there’s anote stuck under the windshield wiper.”Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who sawthe accident are nodding and smiling at me because they thinkI’m leaving my […]
The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to his question, “Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?” they stiffened and hesitated.Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, “I do.”
Knock KnockWho’s there !Cynthia !Cynthia who ?Cynthia you been away I missed you !
Knock KnockWho’s there !Cyril !Cyril who ?Cyril thing – no imitations here !
Knock KnockWho’s there !Czech !Czech who ?Czech before you open the door !
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, “Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.” The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: […]
A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The personin charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.”Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000,you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to […]
