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Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don’t you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.
Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.
What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.
What’s the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal.
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.
What’s a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?It’s a dead letter day.
Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don’t know who it’s from.
Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer’s heart? Because even Cupid can’t hit a target that small!
