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Men are like vacuum cleaners.They’re not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like power tools.They make a lot of noise, but it’s hard to get them to work.
Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
Q. How are men like television commercials?A. You can’t believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man’s mind wander?A: It’s too little to be out alone.
Q: What are the three types of men?A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
Men are like coffee.The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
Men are like coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
