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Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren’t afraid of the dark.
Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As […]
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn’t have to worry about a will. He said, “Will, what will? I’m making a list of people I’m gonna bite.”
This man says to his friend,” I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel.”
Men are like soap operas.They’re fun to watch, but don’t believe everything you hear.
Men are like pillows.Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like plastic wrap.Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
Men are like department stores.Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like plungers.They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom
Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
