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Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?A: Desperate!
Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.
What’s the difference between a psychologist and a magician?A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!
Psychiatrist to his nurse: “Just say we’re very busy. Don’t keep saying ‘It’s a madhouse.’”
A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, “It seems I can’t make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?”
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?Because when it’s time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.
A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her husband asked her, “How it went?”. She replied, “Fine, but I’ve never seen so many Freudians slips.”
Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor?Answer: None, it’s a women’s job.
Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?A: Women working at 900 numbers.
