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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?It has 4 rabbits’ feet.
What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?Hot, cross bunnies !
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?A: Curly hare.
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!
O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent. “Father, it’s 15 years since my last confession, and I’ve been stealing wood from the lumber yard all those […]
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible?A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one “ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, “were going to run for it you idiot I’m your brother.
“And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest asked at confession. “I might as well confess to the whole stack, your Reverence,” said Kavanaugh. “I’m goin’ after the rest of it tonight!”
