Post by: admin
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like what?” “Well … are you religious or atheist?” “Religious.” […]
There’s this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling better, the man asks […]
Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, ‘Mike, you wait here, I’m going to run in for confession, it’s been a long time’.Pat enters the confessional and says,’ Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman’.The priest asks, ‘was it Mrs Murphy’? ‘no, Father’, […]
Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?A. The thought had never entered his head before.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: “We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement.”
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
