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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?In a pellet court!

Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it’s on the train.

Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite movie?Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite musical?Hare.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite TV show?Hoppy Days.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite song?”Hoppy Birthday to You.”

What’s a rabbits’ favourite car?Any make, just as long it’s a hutchback!

What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.

What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite book?Hop on Pop.