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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.

Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.

Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn’t have the hare fare.

Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.

Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.

Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?Because from a distance they looked like hares!

What’s the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.

When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won’t get them braces.