What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits’ home?A search warren!

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.

What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.

What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?A bunion.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite book?Hop on Pop.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?A harenet.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite dance?The bunny hop.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?A pip squeak.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, “Ribbit.”

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.