What is the difference between a horse and a duck?One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What is the strongest animal?A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?An Appaloosa!

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?Ralph Neighder!

What’s another name for an assistant stable cleaner?A co-pile-it!

What’s as big as a horse, but weighs nothing?A horses shadow!

What’s black and white and turns cartwheels?A piebald horse pulling a cart!

What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?The ground!

When does a horse neigh?Whinny wants to!

What is a horse’s favourite sport?Stable tennis!

What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.

What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours