You said it was a great horse and it is.It took twenty other horses to beat him!
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can’t jump at all.Well neither can a fence!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
Why is horse racing so romantic?Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?It was a crusty steed!
Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?Because he was often scratched!
Why is a racehorse like a letter?They both begin a trip at the post!
