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I’ve been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven’t seen a single website.That’s because you’re supposed to sit facing the screen.

Mum, Mum, Dad’s broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.

Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we’ve got or don’t use any at all.

Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then it will crack and we won’t be able to use it at all.

Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you’re wearing looks fine.

This computer you charged me L950 for doesn’t work….and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you’re getting all that trouble absolutely free!

Want to buy a pocket computer?No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I’ve got.

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, you’re not my type.

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese.

What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.

What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!