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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!
Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.
A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. “Oh, dear,” he said, “whatever shall I do? I can’t afford a new set.” “Don’t worry,” said his friend. “I’ll get a pair from my brother for you.” The next day the friend came back with the teeth, […]
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted onehusband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phonebills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, weencourage our wives to use […]
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a telephone. Doctor: Why’s that? I keep getting calls in the night.
At three o’clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He staggered downstairs and answered the phone. “I’m sorry if I woke you,” said a voice at the other end of the line. “That’s all right,” said the vet, “I had to get up to […]
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,”You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on […]
How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!
