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Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground!
How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it!
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?It was a cup draw!
“Please, ma’am! How do you spell ichael?” The teacher was rather bewildered. “Don’t you mean Michael?” she asked. “No, ma’am. I’ve written the ‘M’ already.”
School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.
How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That’s wrong. That’s what you asked for, isn’t it?
First witch: Here’s a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don’t know when to stop.
The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. “Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan,” he replied. “How do you spell that?” asked the manager. “Er ? sir ? er ? can’t you just put it down without spelling it?”
Fan: I’ve always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?
