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Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?On a bed of lettuce!

Where do the burgers go on New Year’s Eve?To a meat ball!

Where does a burger feel at home?On the range!

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?During PRIME time!

When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button?When somebody says, ‘Well done’!

When do burgers quit their jobs?The day they decide to meat LOAF!

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?When the chips are down!

What song do burgers sing on the job?Gristle While You Work!

What system do they teach in Hamburger High’s math courses?The meatric system, silly!

What old-time song is the burgers’ favourite?’Hammy’ – as sung by Al Jolson!

What kind of baseball do burgers play?Ketchup baseball!

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?Fry-by-night!