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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?Who knows – maybe they’re picklish!
Why are hamburgers essential to football?Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Because it’s a FAST food!
Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie director?Sizzle B. DeMille!
Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land?The meatball heros!
Who do hamburgers love on TV?Archie Bunker’s son-in-law, the meathead!
Which people do the burgers hate?The ones who are always putting the bite on them!