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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?The SALT talks!

Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?A double!

Which is the meat patties’ least favourite day of the week?Fry-day!

Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion?The POTTED ones!

Which burger is famous for a long nose?Cyrano de Burgerac!

Which burgers can tell your fortune?Medium burgers!

Which burgers love to act?Ham-burgers!

Where does a burger go on vacation?The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?The Cincinnati Reds -because they’re the Big Bread Machine!

Which burgers are dishonest?Cat-burgers! (burglars)

When the crooked hamburger took it on the ‘lamb’, where did it go?Oh, ‘ewe’ know!