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What do you get hanging from Father Christmas’ roof?Tired arms!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?”A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year” !

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !

Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?Your teeth !

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey – he’s always stuffed !

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !

What’s fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?Father Christmas on roller skates!

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe