What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?”Looks like rein dear”

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?Santa Clues.

Why is it so cold at Christmas?It’s in Decembrrrrr.

Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true….Comet cleans sinks!

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?Crisp Cringle.

What’s the most popular wine at Christmas?”I don’t like sprouts!”

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

“Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?” “He said it was too tight.”

It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. “Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?” Well, Santa is very busy and so he’s slightly annoyed by this trivial question, so […]

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.