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‘Father Christmas has two rein…

7 Sep , 2009  

‘Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can’t tell me why he does that!”Oh, yes I can.’ the elf said.’Because tow ‘Eds are better than one, of course!’

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What did the big cracker say t…

7 Sep , 2009  

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !

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What did the bald man say when…

11 May , 2009  

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, I’ll never part with it !

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Why is a burning candle like b…

11 May , 2009  

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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What do you get if you cross a…

11 May , 2009  

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !

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What do monkeys sing at Christ…

11 May , 2009  

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

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Why are Christmas trees like b…

11 May , 2009  

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !