Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !
What’s fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?Father Christmas on roller skates!
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have “Sandy claws” !
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?Santa Clues !
Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You can’t beat it!
