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I wouldn’t say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!
What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?They’re afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!
Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
I wouldn’t say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!
I wouldn’t say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty’s skin deep then they were was born inside out!
Doctor, Doctor I’m scared of Father ChristmasDoctor: You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.
My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try this medicine…and if it doesn’t work come back and bring me a new video camera.
Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can’t sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed…you’ll soon drop off!
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a Christmas bell!Just take these pills – and, if they don’t work, give me a ring!
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?He had no body to go with !
