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here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented ahunting dog name Rex from a local farmer. Rex was a great dog and would always hold point and find anybirds they shoot. One year they did’t go hunting and the farmer rented Rex out to some Corona […]
Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen?A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).
A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warningthat if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off. Well, everything went well for some time thenone day they passed a very attractive and well put together young lady. As the fireman turned […]
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, “Will we have to fight a World War Three?” “Yes, comrades, looks like […]
Q: Why do Polish names end in “ski” ?A: Because they can’t spell tobbagan.
What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What’s an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?A: So they know where to stop shaving.
Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide?Because it’s too cold out-tide!
Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program?A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!
Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone’s always Winging the Wong number.
