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A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates.He told himself, “I’m a fire chief, I’m not going to wait in line.” He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, “Let me in. I’m a fire chief.” […]
Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good timebut had that look that something else was on his mind. The Shah asked, “What do you really want, Son?” TheSon said, “A Mickey Mouse Outfit.” With that, the Shaw went out and bought him […]
If – H 2 O – is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P
Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A. FireWeb …. of course!
One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beachand began CPR. A crowed watched as the firefighter frantically pumped on the boys chest. With greatamazement water was pooring from the boys mouth. Each time the firefighter pumped more water came out.A […]
There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the owner wasfrantic. He told the fire department that he needed a secret formula in the safe that was in the center of theblaze, and he would give 10,000 dollars to the department that got the formula. […]
When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate theproper way to operate an extinguisher. “Pull the pin like a hand grenade,” he explained, “then depress the triggerto release the foam.” Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her […]
Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector.A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.
Q: Why don’t Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.
Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather wasmisrable and they hadn’t seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to playa game of poker. After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his cards […]
