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What did the fireman’s wife get for Christmas ?A ladder in her stocking !
A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out.The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire department be called. Though there was doubt that they […]
Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop…suddenly the Town’s Fire Alarm went off … one jumped up and headed for the door … his friend shouted, “Hey, Tom, I didn’t know you were a fireman!”Tom replied, “I’m not, but my girlfriend’s husband is…”
A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof.When the fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up and the Chief called out to the brunette to jump […]
During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built black […]
Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!
Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don’t get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They’re even “fast” asleep!
What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?The fire department.
