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What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays.

Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.

Q. Why did the belt go to jail?A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania

Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up

Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I “NEED” you!

What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

The world’s most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. “They’re yours, but what are they for?” the genie asked.”I’m tired of walking everywhere–I want to just ride the horse. The sumo […]

There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.