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What did the confused bee say ?To bee or not to bee !

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ?A bee is an aeroplane !

Can bees fly in the rain ?Not without their little yellow jackets !

What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?A bee in a submarine !

How do we know that insects are so clever ?Because they always know when your eating outside !

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?Second Caribou: The litterbug.

One woodworm met another. “How’s life?” she asked. “Oh, same as usual,” he replied, “boring.”

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?An elephant can have fleas but a flea can’t have elephants !

What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?Bee-hive yourself !

Who writes books for little bees ?Bee-trix Potter !

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?He was waxing lyrical !