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Insect jokes
12 Jan , 2011
What are the cleverest bees ?Spelling bees !
What bee is good for your health ?Vitamin bee !
What goes zzub, zzub ?A bee flying backwards !
Why do bees buzz ?Because they can’t whistle !
What kind of bee can’t be understood ?A mumble bee !
What does a bee get at McDonalds ?A humburger !
Who is a bee’s favourite painter ?Pablo Beecasso !
What did the spider say to the bee ?Your honey or your life !
Why do bees hum ?Because they’ve forgotten the words !
What kind of bees hum and drop things ?A fumble bee !
What did the bee say to the flower ?Hello honey !
What’s a bees favourite flower ?A bee-gonias !