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Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.
Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There’s a 12-month waiting list.
Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says “I want four budgies.” Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female? Newfie-I don’t care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, what color would you like? We have yellow, blue, gr… Newfie – I don’t care […]
QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he’s afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him ?He’s bee-witched !
Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?So he could tell the time at night !
How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?Tell him a joke when he’s a baby !
