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Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.
What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?A common tater !
What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?A spooksman !
What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !
A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, “The weather didn’t agree with me.”
An honest weatherman says, “Today’s forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I’m wrong.”
Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!”Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, “There’s nothing in here about fifty people being swindled.”The newsboy ignored him and went on, […]
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?”We just report the facts, we don’t change them.”
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?”We just report the facts, we don’t change them.” Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a […]
How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out […]
