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What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don’t monkey with him.
Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!
How is a judge like an English teacher?They both hand out long sentences.
What’s big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
How can you mend King Kong’s arm if he’s twisted it?With a monkey wrench.
