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Knock KnockWho’s there !Abyssinia !Abyssinia who ?Abyssinia when I get back !
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?”Are you my mother?”
If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?A ding-dong King Kong.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?A lid !
If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he’s a beef-eater.
