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“I’ll have to report you, sir,” said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. “You were doing 85 miles an hour.” “Nonsense, officer,” declared the driver. “I’ve only been in the car for ten minutes.”
Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
Woman: Officer you must help. I’ve just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly, ma’am, we’ll comb the area.
Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?Officer: I’m making a house arrest
Cop: Why didn’t you stop when I shouted at you back there?Motorist: I thought you were saying “Good morning, Mr. Mayor.”Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he’s stopped by a police officer. Officer: “Good evening sir. We’re testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?”. Man: “I’m sorry, I can’t do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I […]
Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital?Officer: Just stand where you are!!!
Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. “What’s the matter?!” she asked. “Where’s the body?!” demanded the officer. “What are you talking about?” “We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being murdered in this […]
Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies?Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn’t you?
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?Look for gray hares.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?It had a lot of hare pins!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?It was won by a hare!
