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Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.
My friend is nuts. He thinks he’s Bugs Bunny. But I’m positive he isn’t. How do you know he isn’t? Because I am.
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she’s running out of the woods.
How is a rabbit like a plum? They’re both purple, except for the rabbit.
How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
“I’ll have to report you, sir,” said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. “You were doing 85 miles an hour.” “Nonsense, officer,” declared the driver. “I’ve only been in the car for ten minutes.”
Police Chief: Why did you ticket the computer?Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor?Officer: He was trying to take someone’s pulse.
Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?Officer: I’m making a house arrest
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light.
