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What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna
What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !
Why wouldn’t the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !
Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?” Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.” Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question? Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal?”
Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
Caspar: I was the teacher’s pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn’t afford a dog.
TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
