What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?A holy terror.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother’s Day?A booquet of flowers.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?Dayscare centers

What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-They boo-kle their seatbelts

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?Bamboo.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.

What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.

When do ghosts usually appear?Just before someone screams.

What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?The roller ghosted.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?”Don’t get your sheets dirty!”

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?He gets pale as a sheet.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?She was trying to get ahead !