Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks “yeah, what do you want?”. The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice “I’ve lost my tail…… and cannot rest […]
Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: “Make a fright turn at the corner.”
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?Ban-she, ban-she !
This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can’t think what possessed her.
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That’s when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you’re spooken to.
