Funny Ant jokes

Ant jokes. All you need to know about Ant jokes. Find news, facts, videos, articles and links about Ant jokes. Read news stories and see / listen to videos. The best funny short Ant jokes. Favorite jokes and share them with friends. Ant jokes in english, short jokes, best jokes, clean jokes, free jokes, dirty jokes and good jokes online. A collection of new and old jokes that will put a smile on your face. You can give each joke a star-rating to change the rankings. Funny videos, pictures, galleries andy links..

Ant jokes

What do you call an ant with f…

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?Antteneye !

Ant jokes

What kind of ant is good at ma…

8 Jul , 2009  

What kind of ant is good at maths ?An accountant !

Ant jokes

What do you get if you cross s…

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?All sorts of antics !

Ant jokes

What do you call an ant from o…

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you call an ant from overseas ?Impartant

Ant jokes

What do you call an ant who sk…

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you call an ant who skips school ?A truant !

Ant jokes

Where do ants go to eat ?At a …

8 Jul , 2009  

Where do ants go to eat ?At a restaurant !

Ant jokes

Where do ants go for their hol…

8 Jul , 2009  

Where do ants go for their holidays ?Frants !

Ant jokes

What is smaller than an ant’s …

8 Jul , 2009  

What is smaller than an ant’s dinner ?An ant’s mouth !

Ant jokes

How come if ants are always so…

8 Jul , 2009  

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

Ant jokes

What do you call a 100 year ol…

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you call a 100 year old ant ?An antique !

Ant jokes

What do you call an ant in spa…

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you call an ant in space ?Cosmonants & Astronants !

Ant jokes

What do you call a smart ant ?…

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you call a smart ant ?Elegant !