Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

Yo Mama’s so stupid,she got locked in a “Furniture World” and slept on the floor.

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.

YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!

Yo Mama’s so fat she uses an air balloon forparachute.