Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID “WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID “MOVING” !!!

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so fat when God said, “Let there be light” he he to ask her to move out of the way.

UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.

YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized atSea world. (Lionheartyz)

Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W’s.

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!