Yo Mama’s so stupid,she got locked in a “Furniture World” and slept on the floor.

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.

YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!

Yo Mama’s so fat she uses an air balloon forparachute.

Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.