yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

Yo Mama’s so fat she sank the Titanic!

Yo Mamas teeth are so yellowI can’t believe it’s not butter.

Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID “WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID “MOVING” !!!

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so fat when God said, “Let there be light” he he to ask her to move out of the way.

Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!