Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.