Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.